InsaneJournal

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- samuel arthur dresner, goes by sam at all times.
- 22 years old as of february 6. the first child of gary and maria dresner; he has a younger sister in openopen.
- when he was 10 years old, his parents were divorced. it wasn't messy, but sam was always closer with his mother so when he was forced to spend most of his teen years with his father, he grew to be quite bitter.
- eventually his father began dating again and met openopen's mother, who he's currently married to. things were awkward for quite some time because before they were forced to be step-siblings, he and kay had some sort of strange, close relationship. he was one of the few people that ever really "got" her.
- born and raised in longport and has no real dreams of leaving. he's always seen longport as his home and sam doesn't do well with changes.
- huge tennis player in high school, but his temper usually got the better of him. in his junior year, he caused such a ruckus that he was kicked off the team for the remainder of his high school years. tennis is really the only time his temper surfaces; he hates to lose. otherwise, he is probably one of the mellowest people around.
- graduated with the class of 2007 and went to one semester at a community college before deciding to put his education on hold while he worked full time. currently he is employed at best buy as a member of the geek squad.
- his love for technological devices has subjected his roommate (openopen) to certain forms of torture. one of his favorite "inventions" is hooking up a universal alarm to each room of the apartment. each morning during the week at 11:00, "the final countdown" is blasted from the speakers until sam decides to get off his ass to turn it off.
- though he's hardly musical, he likes to make up cheesy little songs and raps to go along with his mediocre guitar or bongo playing. all the girls that he's ever liked have been subjected to such songs, whether they liked it or not.
- enjoys quoting cheesy songs more than he does talking. if you're having a conversation with him, you're bound to hear some jonas brothers or spice girls lyrics rattled off at some point.
- one of his favorite activities is to sit in his camouflage boxers and army helmet and play call of duty on xbox live (complete with headsets).
- he was forced to do gymnastics up until his freshman year in high school. his mother fought a battle with him every time he had to go to practice, but the woman always won. sam is a mama's boy through and through and hates to disappoint, no matter what age he is.

Basics
What's your favorite color? green
What's your favorite animal? loch ness monster
Who's your role model? rob schneider

Family
How many siblings do you have? zero
How many people live in your house? well it's an apartment, but cuatro
How many animals do you have? two dogs, and 42 dead animals behind the apartment (thanks callie)
Where do you live(trailer, mansion, regular house)? apartment

Friends
Who is your most valuable friend? all of them because they give me money
Which friend do you look up to the most? ron because he is gigantic
How many best friends do/did you have? two
How many friends have moved out of your city? let me check my yearbook and get back to you.

Would you rather have...
coke or sprite? sprite
lunch or dinner? dinner
a sister or brother? brother
McDonald's or Burger King? mcdonalds
boyfriend or friend? girlfriend or friend
hug or kiss? kiss
pinch or poke? pinch, pokes tickle me
clown or doll? NEITHER